I've noticed my posts often seem to trail off rather than actually ending. To hopefully break myself of this, I challenged myself to compose a bunch of different endings to blog posts. I came up with the following:
"So I learned that I should be more careful of my companions if I wish to avoid being eaten."
"I'll never do that again unless my need for a block of beeswax is really pressing."
"So that's how you solve the problem of a component requiring a half-millimeter bead size, and I shall call it the Liverwurst Method."
"In this way, though Marx's model breaks down under thoughtful scrutiny with the mores and values of the twenty-first century in mind, it would be a disservice to a great thinker to say that Das Kapital is anything but a landmark of social science."
"Parakeet dive-bombs toddler. Tune in at eleven for the evening news."
"I'm glad we've solved the aardvark problem. Onward to tackle the zombie defenses!"
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I don't think I'm very good at this, guys.
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