Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Overheard in the English department yesterday

"Well, is it sullen or angry? Because sullen needs toast. I wouldn't get into a car with an angry stomach."
"It's more grumpy and sullen than rageful."
"That's good. Rageful stomachs are bad."
"Rageful isn't a word."


(sung to a tune vaguely resembling "The Street Where You Live")
"If the tomato ... is yellow ... don't eat it ..."



"How can you possibly function in society without having seen Robot Chicken Star Wars?"
"Because I'm a raging dork in other areas?"



"Buggering ... BUGGER!!!"



"I'm sorry about your body."

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